As it has been
extremely cold here of late (-30°F without the windchill), and is now fabulously warm at 9°F this morning, I thought I'd post a funny all about Minnesota...
Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart60° F.: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans sunbathe.
50° F.: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Minnesotans plant gardens.
40° F.: Italian and English cars won’t start.
Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
32° F.: Distilled water freezes.
Crane Lake’s water gets thicker.
20° F.: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F.: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Minnesotans have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F.: All the people in Miami die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
-10° F.: Californians fly away to Mexico
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door-to-door.
-25° F.: Hollywood disintegrates.
Minnesotans get out their winter parkas.
-40° F.: Washington, D.C., runs out of hot air.
Minnesotans let the dogs sleep indoors.
-100° F.: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get frustrated because they can’t start their cars.
-460° F.: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
Minnesotans start saying, “Cold ‘nuff for ya?”
-500° F.: Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl.